How to Visit Mom in the Hospital

I was hoping to find a script for visiting someone in the hospital so I’d feel better prepared to do this thing that I find horribly traumatic and have never done on my own before.

Google says: “Fat chance.”

Right, so I guess I’ll have to create my own.

Step 1: Put on the mask.

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Step 2: Gather things to bring.

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Step 3: Drive there.

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Step 4: Go to help desk.

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Step 5: Call to make sure she can accept visitors.

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Step 6: Ask for directions.

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Step 7: Don’t be depressed.

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